derpy drama log of noncanonishness THIS NEVER HAPPENED

[lycanthropphire.livejournal.com]

[On a scale from one to ten, last night's full moon scored...badly. Her Pokemon, who were unfamiliar with the terrain to begin with, had lost track of her - she had entered the CMA - she had encountered a human who was a trainer and was in possession of a Croconaw -

- badly. Its Water attacks had raised scalding welts along her flank and side, and her left foreleg bore deep teeth wounds that had yet to seal up. The exhausted werewolf had stumbled back into the forest and collapsed into a stupor to change back into a human...and that's where she is now, waking slowly from the magic-drugged sleep.]